It had to happen… 2012 Porn

August 29, 2011

This press release is for an adult movie that is about to be filmed. The scenario is basically this: the world is about to end (in 2012), and with little time left, the cast decide to fornicate (presumably).

The Mayans predicted that the end of the world would befall us in the year 2012, but what would happen if Armageddon were to arrive ahead of schedule? What would you do if you found out you only had five days to live?

…As The Countdown unfolds, we learn that a group of fringe astronomers have been monitoring a rogue asteroid. They’ve discovered that “Vesta” (the 2nd largest asteroid in the solar system) has fallen out of its regular orbit due to a collision with several other objects in space. It’s the size of Arizona and weighs 300,000 metric tons. And it’s hurtling towards earth at approximately 220,000 miles per hour. Should it reach our planet, life as we know it will end.

With this fascinating concept in place, the film’s compelling story follows several groups of people as they spend their final days preparing for the inevitable. From the President and his Cabinet to the everyday man on the street, everyone prepares for “The End” in different ways. Some with courage, some with fear, and others with unexpected humor.

Kaylani Lei is one of the stars.

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